If you’ve found this page, Congratulations – you’re one of the rare people who have dug in deep enough, and for that alone:

Thank you.

The fact that you’ve even considered supporting already means so much.

Now listen closely.

I don’t do LiteralHat for a living, and I don’t want to. Apart from a teensy bit of revenue pocket money generated from YouTube, all my work is a hobby. And I intend for it to stay that way. I have a Patreon (click here..?), but to be blunt, all you get is a credit name here and on videos.

If you have friends, do me a favour and DON’T tell them about me. See how long you can keep LiteralHat to yourself. Sit back and just enjoy my work. Analyze it if you may. Pirate my music and repost my work like the plague if you feel the need to. If anyone is interested enough they’ll look into my stuff themselves. Keep this website written down or bookmarked or whatever and check back once in a year or so.

I actually would prefer it if you didn’t comment. But if you have to say something, then shoot for the stars.

The world shouldn’t have celebrities.